How To Piss off PETA

Not that PETA needs any more ammo. Pardon the pun. (What pun, you ask? Read on.)

It was only a matter of time, but red-necks can now hunt from the chair their fat lazy butt sits in. Live-Shot.com allows anybody with an internet connection to log on and shoot real guns in real time. They can even shoot real animals. And it's like a real guided hunting tour, you know where men with no business carrying a gun aimlessly shoots an animal enough to maim it without killing it, so the hired gun next to him has to do the actual killing so that Big Guy can have it stuffed and mounted for bragging (lying) rights - "Yup, I shot it myself. Oh he was a wily bastard, that one...".

So if you have a dial-up connection, do your bullets just sort of fall out of your gun onto the ground?