What the hell am I doing?

Twitter wants to know. Twitter friends want to know. But as far as Twitter is concerned, I have no friends. Reminds me of my first day at MySpace. You know, where you sign up and you get that system default friend, so that the gullible won't feel completely lonely?

What is Twitter, you ask? I don't really know. And they don't really explain it. And neither do any of my friends who have it. And neither will I. What you can do is go to my Twitter page, I think. And you can try to figure it out, and then add me, or follow me, or something. Then we can "communicate" because we never do now, right? So, as Mr. Rogers' neighbor would say, won't you be my friend?