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March, 2010:

Maui is No Place for Children

Lookit how dog-friendly the Maui Airport is…

maui airport service dog relieving station with hydrant

Yes, Maui, the Island of the Sun (or something very Paradisey-sounding like that). We spent two weeks in this tropical wonderland. We fell asleep every night to the crashing of the waves. We strolled along the beach, holding hands and- Oh My God is that a cockroach??

maui turtle

That is a cockroach, isn’t it. And they’re breeding like rabbits!

maui turtles mating

I thought the condo association would have sprayed for that. Oh dear, they’re all over the place!

maui turtles mating

Hello….trying to eat my lunch here. Could you get a cockroach motel room?

maui turtles mating

And look at all those disgusting people taking pictures. Perverts.

maui turtles mating

After this horrifying experience, I don’t know if we can ever stay at this place again. I tried to make the best of it, and even asked the cockroaches to smile and I got nothing but sour puss faces.

maui turtles mating
Say “cheese”!

So I turned further out to sea, but every time I tried to take a picture of the sea monsters, they flipped me the bird.

maui whales fin flapping

What kind of place is this?

Goat Thing of the Day: St. Louis Zoo and Urban Goats

Alert NGIP reader Kerry from Alaska snapped some pics at the St. Louis Zoo where the goats love to be brushed.

No, really they like to be bru- Hey! Come back here!

Because if you don’t brush them, Oreo Cookie (not his real name, but it should be) here starts climbing the walls.

(Thanks, Kerry!)

In The News…

More and more cities across the U.S. are fighting City Hall to declare goats as acceptable pets. And why not? As one City spokeswoman in Oregon said, “If you can have a 250-pound dog, why not a miniature goat?”

Photo Credit: USA Today

You can read the USA Today article for the whole urban goat story here.

(Thanks, Robb!)

I Am Pending, with a Capital "T" and a Captial "M"

That’s right. Any minute now, and when I say any minute now, I mean 13 - 18 months, Nanny Goats in Panties will officially have a registered Trademark! And until it’s official, I am “pending”. Do you know what that means? It means I can now put a little TM after “Nanny Goats in Panties“. And after that, if approved, I get to put a little Circle R (®) after it.

It all started when a Facebook friend of mine said that she heard someone on a TV show (Men of a Certain Age, to be precise) say “goats in panties” and I thought, Oh my God, that’s MY phrase. I have to get my blog trademarked. Or copyrighted. Or something.

So, off I clicked to LegalZoom.com and started filling out the forms. And over four hundred dollars later, which in my humble opinion, is an expensive response to a TV quote (and hearsay, at that), despite the fact that LegalZoom said I saved over a thousand dollars going through them instead of a real lawyer — well, they might not have worded it exactly that way, the “real” part, I mean — Nanny Goats in Panties was in the trademark pipeline.

However, this trademark does not protect me from anybody selling T-Shirts that say Nanny Goats in Panties. THAT would cost an additional filing fee of $295. And if I wanted to sell coffee mugs with trademark protection? That would cost another $295.00. Because coffee mugs fall under a different class than T-Shirts (which fall under a different class than a blog).

So what DID I get for my original $295 plus a one hundred and something fee from LegalZoom.com? I have absolutely no idea.

Wait - that’s not true, the LegalZoom.com guy told me over the phone that he thought my blog was funny. So there’s that.

Oh, and it probably counts as a business expense. Wow, the benefits are already piling up!

frilly pink panties

Thank You Letters…

I would like to graciously thank the following faboo people for the following faboo awards:

Musings of a Sea Witch for the Beautiful Blogger Award

The Shewbridges of Celebration FL for the Sunshine Award

Thank you, ladies. I’m honored!

Goat Thing of the Day: Armload of Goats and Virginia Zoo

Andy Megowan showed me an example of why you should always grab a shopping cart instead of a basket when you enter the grocery store:

Photo Source: Break.com

Meanwhile, Katherine (of Shoot Me Now) and her daughter visited the Virginia Zoo and took these exclusive photos for NGIP. Here you see a brand new breed of ruminants called Chin Resting Goats:

nice toofies!

You can read all about Katherine’s zoo adventures (with more cute pics) on her blog post entitled, She Played the Card. And I Caved.

UPDATE: Goats aren’t the only chin-resting mammals. Jen of Redhead Ranting sent in this photo for “chin resting” day at NGIP.

 Awwwwww…..

Abe Lincoln Wants to What My What?

So this guy has an epileptic seizure right behind me at the casino the other night. An older guy. His wife (I assume) was sitting there, casually, like this happens all the time. And maybe it does, because after the paramedics took him away, she keeps playing her slot machine. I mean, it’s not like he needed the car or anything, right? And maybe her machine was just about to hit the big one.

But anyway, that’s not why I called you here. I wanted to show you this five-dollar bill I recently got:

Nasty Five Dollar Bill

Whoa, slow down there, Abe. At least buy me dinner first.

Pretty cheeky for a dead guy. Who might also have been gay.

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