30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge Day 5: The Empty Bottle Somebody poured me some wine a couple weeks ago and I really liked it. The problem is, unless this happens at the winery itself, I can NEVER FIND IT ANYWHERE. This is why the Michael David Winery in Lodi is now my new […]
food & wine
Cuke Flukes
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you held your breath under water for five full minutes while juggling petrified dinosaur droppings? You’d die. That’s what would happen. What a stupid question — I can’t believe you asked me that. Anyway, that’s not why I called you here today. This meeting’s agenda is about […]
Farm to Fork Capital, That’s Us
If you’re anything like me, you’re probably hanging upside-down from an oak tree branch in your neighbor’s backyard yelling things like “Yes!” and “No!” when he asks you things like, “How about now?” and “What about now?” because you’re a good neighbor like that and thank Heavens you decided to DVR Extreme Leaf Blowers because […]