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Your Kids Are Missing Out on the Good Stuff

What a travesty that some school in Florida can’t even afford toilet paper. I mean, how much can that cheap-ass bark-flecked flexible cardboard scrap cost? They can bail out greedy corporate bastards, but they can’t let a kid wipe it after a pee? When I was a child, students who lived far enough away rode [...]

An Open Letter to Charities

Dear Charities, No. No, No, and No! I have not won the lottery, so please quit acting like it. You may not have all (or a part of) my unemployment check. If I send you a substantial check once a year, at the same time every year, and you even have me listed as a [...]

Step Right Up Folks, and See the Moon!

So we went to the erstaz Tower Records downtown (arguably the first location) which is now called R5 (and was opened by the same guy who founded Tower Records). A few days ago, some dude was beginning a mural on the side which now looks like this: You can see the tower of the Tower [...]

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