Have you ever sat on the cold, concrete tombstone of a stranger, just to watch a gravedigger? It’s twilight and all you can hear is the shovel cutting into the soil and the birds chirping in the trees. These gravediggers, they all seem to wear flannel plaid snap-front work shirts and muddy boots. Most have […]
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I’ve Got All the Bells and Whistles
I think I have adoraphobia. It’s like the little fuzzy kitten version of agoraphobia where I am capable of leaving the house, I just don’t want to. Isn’t that cute? Okay, it’s official. I’ve become one of those people that won’t shut up about their health problems (oh, my aching back!). To wit: Shortly […]
Bath Salts: They’re Not Just For Breakfast Any More
You know, I’ve done some drugs in my day. Not a lot, but some. Okay, two. No wait - three. After all, I graduated summa cum loaded from Marijuana Humboldt State University. Or maybe it was magna, whatever, who remembers those things? But mind-altering substances have changed since then and I’m too chicken to do […]
