How was my New Year’s Eve Party, you ask? Fantastic, but now it’s back to the drugs: I don’t get sick that often and when I do, the symptoms can differ from the previous snork fest so that every time I go to the medicine cabinet at the onset of a cold, any drugs I […]
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An Open Letter to My Fat Cells
Dear Fat Cells, I have a bone to pick with you. You are a million tiny dark clouds that, en masse, have been growing inside of me, haunting me. Terrorizing me, really. You are like pigeons who hang around garbage dumpsters, waiting for half-eaten burritos. You are scavengers who lie in wait scooping up pancake […]
Getting Mowed Down, Hitchcock Style
Overwhelmed by late spring vanity (living in L.A. will just do that to you), I decided to go out for a walk. You know, get that circulation going, the heart pumping, burn the calories rather than merely throwing them up. I always bring my camera with me because you never know what you’re going to […]
