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What I Did For Love, Or: How I Learned to Be a Pipe Cleaner

Sep 11th, 2009
by Margaret.
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My husband asked me to go up in the attic today. I thought he had some “spice up the marriage” ideas. Doesn’t the phrase, “and then he had his way with me amongst the rafters” sound awesome to you? Turns out I wasn’t going up there with him, but rather, instead of him. Apparently he […]

Cantankerous Landlords and Crotchety Old Men (Who Yell at Cars)

Jul 2nd, 2009
by Margaret.
39 comments

For the last ten years or so, I’ve been waking up in the morning, not sure at first which bed I’m in. If you don’t know who you’re going to wake up next to each morning, it’s time to simplify your life. And I thought I was. Of course, when you live in two cities, […]

Duct Duct Juice

Mar 12th, 2009
by Margaret.
43 comments

Junk mail pisses me off, unless it suits me. I thumb through the thirty-some-odd coupons in that blue direct mail envelope that arrives every Wednesday, ignoring all the plastic surgery and dry cleaning ads, and once in a great while a gem is revealed. The recent remodeling in my condo seems to have created a […]

Of Bookworms and Trenchcoats

Jan 26th, 2009
by Margaret.
56 comments

Have you ever walked down a city street late at night, alone, hearing only the click of your heels on the damp pavement, as the fog rolls in from the ocean, when all of a sudden a blogger steps out from an alley in a trenchcoat and whispers, “Psst. Hey buddy. C’mere. I wanna show […]

My Name is Margaret and I’m a Utensilaholic

Jan 9th, 2009
by Margaret.
86 comments

Some of you caught my juxtapositional photo the other day when I showed you a container of nasty ass food on my brand new counter in my L.A. condo. That counter was the result of a recent kitchen remodel. Yes, in spite of living in two different cities, I held my breath, gave my keys […]

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