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The Princess and the Cookie Jar: A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time (like the 1990s) in a land far far away (Texas) there lived a beautiful little princess named Megan. When she was born, her parents (the King and Queen of the far far away land called Texas) bought her an ugly cookie jar and placed it in her nursery where Megan had […]

Do Re Mimi’s Cafe

Because I am sooooo alliterate. But enough about you, let’s talk about me. Whenever my family tries to arrange a plan to meet for something that celebrates my father (i.e. his birthday, Father’s Day, the anniversary of that time he shot down an enemy aircraft and saved countless lives including the President only to find […]

Movies that Make Me Sick

I wish I could walk out of a movie (or a book, for that matter), but somehow I can’t stop, no matter how bad it is. I keep thinking, maybe it will get better, or will have all been worth it, or gosh darn it, I paid 98 smackers for my ticket and these 12 […]

Farm to Fork Capital, That’s Us

If you’re anything like me, you’re probably hanging upside-down from an oak tree branch in your neighbor’s backyard yelling things like “Yes!” and “No!” when he asks you things like, “How about now?” and “What about now?” because you’re a good neighbor like that and thank Heavens you decided to DVR Extreme Leaf Blowers because […]

Sacramento Official Song by Middle of The Road

Actually, Sacramento has an official song……it just doesn’t know it yet. But it will. If I have anything to say about it. My resident music encyclopedia (aka “Ron”), introduced it to me as part of an email conversation amongst our friends. It’s a pop tune from 1972 called “Sacramento (A Wonderful Town)” by Middle of […]

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