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Apocalypse Now?… What About Now?… How About Now?

The thought of a large asteroid plowing into Farmer John’s cow patch (or whatever it is that’s supposed to happen in the year 2012) and wiping out the earth’s population doesn’t bother me. Why? Because after I die, nothing matters any more. Plus, that would be a relatively painless death and if there’s one thing […]

Culture, Schmulture, Where’s the Can?

Anybody who uses “Sacramento” and “Culture” in the same sentence is lying. Not only have I personally witnessed Sacramento citizens’ lack of support of the arts (I give you Bodies Revealed), but I have also been a victim of its steadfast squashing of any hope to stir up interest in such matters. Why, just recently, […]

Let There Be Blight

Ahhhh, back in Sac, the little town that hasn’t. Did you know Sacramento ranks #5 in the country in foreclosures? Yeah, we’re pretty proud of that. I get to come back home to news stories like the one about the people who are vandalizing the homes they can’t afford anymore (that they couldn’t afford in […]

I’ll Have the Short NoFoam Extra-Dry Life, Please

I don’t know about you lot, but this Pasadena smoke is putting a damper on my plans for “going outside and getting some fresh air”. I know you are all wondering about another item as well, but the jury is still out on what caused the power outage in my neighborhood last night. It could […]

Obama Bo Bama Fo Fama

Today I pulled up behind a big black SUV (in retrospect, probably American made) with 2 bumper stickers. The sticker on the left said “OBAMA”. The one on the right said “SUCKS”. I was so dumbfounded that someone would stick anything on their nice new looking vehicle - I mean, what are they going to […]

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