So this guy has an epileptic seizure right behind me at the casino the other night. An older guy. His wife (I assume) was sitting there, casually, like this happens all the time. And maybe it does, because after the paramedics took him away, she keeps playing her slot machine. I mean, it’s not like […]
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Can You Be Frugal to a Fault?
My diabetic, cynical father’s joke-telling seems to be limited to two subjects: His Stomach: “That was a good Triple Decker Mile-High Pile-High sandwich, but I wish there was more (chortle chortle!)” His Wallet: “Oh, if you want to give me too much change, that’s okay by me (har har!)” His attempts at humor make for […]
Don’t Ask Me, I Just Shop Here
When I walk out of the grocery store, I’m usually carrying forty-two bags of frozen fish sticks and Chocolate Peaberry SnarkFest Bananarama-nom-nom ice cream that weighs me down like so many elephants. I don’t have time to stop and chit chat with the clipboard-festooned eager beavers asking me if I’m registered to vote. So I […]
