Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. Dashing through meadows, With an OCD-like mind, O’er the hills he goes, Did I mention he’s half blind? First he hides an egg, Obsessing where it lies, Then tragically he’s forced to beg, For mercy as he dies - Oh! “What’s that noise? Punk-ass boys, Stealing all my [...]
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Keenan Cahill, Cody Ross and Brian Wilson Make Soon-To-Be Viral Video
Move over Rebecca Black. Keenan Cahill is taking YouTube by storm. And this week he’s joined by Cody Ross and Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants. No, I’m not kidding. Have you guys even heard of Keenan Cahill? No? Then thank goodness for me because it’s people like me that keep people like you [...]
Rebecca Black’s Friday Song Rocks. And Here’s Why…
Are you one of the over four million people who have viewed that Friday song by Rebecca Black? You know, the one that goes: Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah That is, when it’s not busy going: Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today is Friday, Friday Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday… comes afterwards [...]
This Year’s Christmas Card: The Yule Kids
If I were sending out Christmas cards this year (and I’m not, so don’t hold your breath), this is the picture I would slap on the front… sent in by Tammy of Happenings on the Hill And now…. a Christmas Carol: Deck the halls with boys and nannies, Baa-baa-baa-baa-baa, baa-baa-baa-baa. Throw on makeshift hats from [...]
Indian Outlaw Spotted in Indian Casino…Or Was He?
So there we were, at the casino, mesmerized by one-armed bandits, losing next week’s groceries, when the nearby country music band’s lead singer says, “Tim McGraw! Come on up here!” I’m far too hypnotized by spinning reels and rapidly decreasing credits to pay too much attention until a lady gambling her life away at a [...]
