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Anger Management Issues with Boxes (and NGIP Merch Debuts)

Apr 26th, 2010
by Margaret.
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I bring to you today the latest engineering in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese packaging. Remember the ridiculous request to “push in” as if the perforation would actually perforate? And am I the only one who “pushes in” with a frickin’ steak knife? Well they must have gotten enough complaints (and broken nails, and bloody fingers) […]

Who Loves Dyson? I Do I Do!

Apr 18th, 2010
by Margaret.
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And I’m not the only one. Kathy of The Junk Drawer was chattering on Facebook in anticipation of the arrival of her new Dyson and when it arrived, she blogged about it. I know! How crazy is that? Blogging about your vacuum cleaner. HAHAHAHAHA!!! hahahaha…..ha. So anyway, I went to Bed Bath and Beyond the […]

The Dangers of Shopping Alone

Mar 1st, 2010
by Margaret.
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I kind of needed you there at the time before I did anything stupid, but I went ahead and bought them anyway. And now I’m afraid to go out in public because I don’t know if they actually look nice on me or if the saleslady who accompanied me to the dressing room was merely […]

Goat Thing of the Day: The Goats of Walmart

Sep 10th, 2009
by Margaret.
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You may have already been exposed to the viral website known as People of Walmart, but thanks to alert NGIP readers Suebob of Red Stapler and Kerry K., we can enjoy the Goats of Walmart:

Nocturnal Admissions: When Pillow Talk Goes Too Far

Feb 2nd, 2009
by Margaret.
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Remember when I told you about the two times I almost choked to death because of acid-reflux and I was so scared and blah, blah, blah? I kind of went on about it. That second incident occurred as a wake-up call. Literally. It woke me up out of a dead sleep at 5am. I began […]

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