I cared for her. I fed her. I cleaned her little bottom. Okay, I paid people to clean her little bottom. But one heartbreaking day several weeks ago, I had to give her up for adoption. I’m talking, of course, about my baby, little Jade Mica. Here she is at Carmax, the adoption agency: Notice […]
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‘Dude Walks With Cars’ is neither Aerosmith, nor Native American
Yesterday I had lunch with awesome funny gal, Suzy Soro, author of Hollywood: Where Hot Comes to Die. What does that even mean? Does it refer to all the delusional people who comes to Hollywood for fame and fortune, only to end up on the corner of Loser Street and Crack Boulevard, peddling what’s left […]
I Coulda Binna Supermarket Tabloid Journalist
In case you’re wondering what an unauthorized interview looks like (where the interviewer can’t get an audience with the interviewee so she just starts making stuff up - kinda like The Enquirer), you can check out my review of Anna Lefler’s blog, which just came out on Humor Bloggers Dot Com. It is entitled The […]
And from the Thank You Sir May I Have Another Department…
If you’re into throwing yourself to the lions, the blog review site Ask And Ye Shall Receive will brutally, but honestly rip your website apart, critiquing it until it squeals. They’ll bruise your ego, and undo all the flattery you’ve ever received from your friends. And they’ll do it for FREE! On this site, I’ve […]
