Five months ago, my employer threw my job across the country like a stick and asked if I wanted to fetch it. I said, “No thanks” and today marks the end of my 16 year stint with them. I decided to take this as a sign that this is the time for me to plunge […]
writing
Nanny Goats Secret Identity Revealed
Since inquiring (enquiring?) minds want to know, Nanny Goats is going to give its fans a rare inside look at the author. You’ll have a chance to see beyond the brown goat. The secret identity of Nanny Goats and Panties has been revealed on another website. What you’re about to find out may shock you. […]
To Believe or Not To Believe
Sometimes, when I’m smearing motor oil on the laundry, slicing burnt spam leftovers for a late night snack, or just generally pissing away my life that is statistically more than half over, I fantasize about getting one of my essays read on NPR’s “This I Believe“. I’m not sure why, exactly. It’s just one of […]
