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Finally. A Reason to Party in Sacramento

As I was accidentally flushing my $100 Fitbit down the toilet, I thought - gee, Sacramento and I share something in common: we can’t have nice things. Yes, I’ve been bitching and moaning about Sacramento for a long time. And pretty much doing nothing about it. Apparently, I expect “them” to do something about it. […]

Who’s That Knockin’ At Mah Door?

Ever since that singing scam artist swindled me out of 75 smackers, I never answer the door. So last week, when the doorbell rang, my husband and I shushed each other and he spied through the peephole while ignoring the would-be solicitor. Then he tiptoed as fast as he could to the couch where I […]

Kevin McCarty: Why I’m Not Writing a Blog Post about Him

You would think after all these years, I’d recognize a blog post when it was standing on my front porch, engaging me in conversation, commenting on my Megadeath T-Shirt. It was a moment virtually begging to be photographed so you could all be properly entertained. But no. I blew it. And for that I apologize. […]

Are You Better Off Than You Were a Year Ago?

My opponents would have you believe that we need a change, that we need to TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.

Fresh & Easy: There’s a New Market in Town

Trying to beat Kathy (of The Junk Drawer) in that stupid Bejeweled Blitz game is like trying to stick my elbow in my ear…I’ve only done it once. And I can’t remember how I did it the last time. But that’s not why I called this meeting. No, I wanted to tell you about this […]

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