I was going to tell you about Harold, my new pet tse tse fly, and how I came to be mayor of a small town in West Dakota, but then I got this very important email: I know! I’m totally going to be a spy, y’all! Oh, I hear your silly cries of warning, […]
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How to Gain International Fame
We interrupt this blog post before it even gets started to bring you a special newsflash. Nanny Goats in Panties is now officially registered with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. Which means I can put a “®” on everything. Which also means if you find anything with a little “TM” on it, you […]
Universal Subscription Agency, Inc: Scam Artists? Or Just Poorly Misunderstood?
Remember this guy? The American Idol Wannabe? The nice young man (named Desmond, or Nesbit, or something) who was selling magazine subscriptions door-to-door? Remember how he sang for me and I video taped him and showed it to you guys? Remember how I gave him $75 for a subscription to Discover Magazine? I wrote all […]
