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Halloween Costumes Already? (A Dead Giveaway)

I was doing some math the other day and came to the conclusion that it’s perfectly logical to talk about Halloween now because of America’s ridiculous consumerism and commercialism (and no doubt one other “ism” I can’t think of at the moment) when it comes to holiday promotion.

Halloween makes me anxious. Why? Because it’s one of those holidays where you don’t get a costume until you have some place to wear it, which means sitting on the mailbox waiting for the Halloween Party invitation to arrive. Only I’m not exactly known as the party type of girl, or my friends don’t have parties, or I am a loser and everyone but me is invited to them.

And then, if you are invited to a party, all the good costumes are already taken.

The last time I went out on Halloween, I put together a horribly distasteful costume that would have offended people had I told them who I was trying to be.

halloween costumes, zombie prom queen costume

So I just told people that I was a zombie prom queen.

Because saying I was Princess Diana after the accident would have gotten me beat up.

I know! I’m a terrible person. But that was eight years ago, and I’m way more sensitive now.

Okay, enough about me. Let’s talk about YOU and what you’re going to wear for Halloween this year. Why? Because the lovely people at HalloweenCostumes.com have asked me to give away TWO HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WORTH $50 each. How awesome is that?

HalloweenCostumes.com sells all kinds of costumes. From pirates to princesses to … Harry Potter!

Halloween costumes, harry potter costume, couple costumes

They have kids costumes…

halloween costumes, kids costumes

halloween costumes, kids costumes, glinda, princess costume

and adult costumes…

Halloween costumes, big foot costume

halloween costumes, marge simpson costume

The Giveaway

Two winners will each win one Halloween Costume worth up to $50.

[Please note: this contest has ended]

Who Is Eligible

US residents only.

How To Enter

[Please note: this contest has ended]

You may have up to 3 entries by doing any of the following. Please leave one separate comment for each entry.

First Entry: Leave a comment.

Second Entry (optional): Retweet this Giveaway. Be sure to include @nannygoats and @funcostumes in the Tweet. Feel free to simply cut and paste this:

Halloween Costumes Already? Win one of TWO $50 prizes in a Dead Giveaway from @nannygoats and @funcostumes http://is.gd/uZIjgV

Don’t forget to come back and leave a comment, along with the URL to your Tweet. If you’re not sure how to do that, read my tutorial on locating Tweet URLs.

Third Entry (optional): Post this Giveaway to your Facebook page, by pasting the URL of this post into your status update on Facebook:

http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2011/07/halloween-costumes-already-a-dead-giveaway.html

Don’t forget to leave a comment here saying you Facebooked it.

Deadline

[Please note: this contest has ended]

Entries will be accepted through Saturday, July 23, 2011.

Two names will be drawn at random after midnight on Saturday, so I hope you left your email address (which isn’t displayed to the public) in the comment form under “email address”.

That’s it! Thank you, and good luck!

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  • Kelli Clifford

    I love your costume… probably because I am also a terrible person… if I won a costume I would be Marge Simpson because, well, anything else would pale in comparison :)

  • tracy farr

    I’m thinking about dressing up this year like Ches McCartney, the “Goat Man.” Just throw on some old clothes, a baseball cap, hook up my goats to a cart and see what happens. There’s a great story about the Goat Man at http://themoonlitroad.com/the-goat-man/

  • Bobbi

    I went to a Halloween party the year the Vegas guy got attacked by his tiger and someone came dressed up as him with a stuffed tiger attached to his neck!

    I don’t get invited to lots of Halloween parties either, the last one I went to I was Marilyn Monroe and it was thrown together at the last minute.
    Although if someone had one this year and invited me, I’d like to be the Sexy Vixen Pirate.

  • ChristopherC

    A Halloween costume giveaway in July? This makes me so happy!

  • http://pricillaspeaks.blogspot.com Pricilla

    I am not entering because goats don’t do halloween…but you look lovely in green

  • http://www.liveblogtoday.com SP

    Bacon strips?

  • http://twitter.com/homeanduncool homeanduncool

    Awesome. I need to by the wife a new beer wench outfit. No reason why. Seriously.

  • http://www.mak2chi.com Ginger

    Oh NGIP!!!! the wounds are so real and you look real Diana like :)
    and yes ‘we’ Brits would have had your head if you had mentioned her sainted name!

  • http://www.mak2chi.com Ginger

    Oh NGIP!!!! the wounds are so real and you look real Diana like :)
    and yes ‘we’ Brits would have had your head if you had mentioned her sainted name!

  • Ginger

    I saw a shop selling xmas knick-knacks last week. So yeah, maybe July isnt too early for Halloween..

  • Ginger

    I saw a shop selling xmas knick-knacks last week. So yeah, maybe July isnt too early for Halloween..

  • Mind of a Madman

    I’m going to go as Casey Anthony all chopped up.

  • Carolsue

    A new costume for the kiddies would be great! I don’t know what I will be — maybe if I win, I will use this instead of the kids.
    Digicats {at} Sbcglobal {dot} Net

  • Carolsue

    I follow you on Twitter (Cezovski) and I tweeted
    http://twitter.com/cezovski/status/93810597073911808

  • Carolsue
  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com Nicky

    Sigh. First no Twinkies, then no Halloween contests. Being Canadian sucks sometimes.

    BTW, vavavavoom! Quite the dress you were wearing Margaret!

  • http://lgsquirrel.wordpress.com/ Lone Grey Squirrel

    Hoho! Haha! I think your costume as Princess Di is superb but if you asked me that in public I will deny it as I don’t want to be lynched. I also can’t win the Halloween costumes as I am not a resident of the USA but I just wanna play. My Halloween costume of choice would be a porcupine roadkill.

  • nineteen19

    I think we have the same sense of humor princess. I’d have told people I was a battered wife. Another bad idea! A new costume would be great because the pink fuzzy onesie I make into a bunny is getting too small. My cloths are shrinking in my closet at night.

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  • Gianna Patton

    I personally love your Halloween costume, lol… I’m twisted, too ;P

    This year I’ll be dressing for my hubby after concentrating on the kids’ costumes for the last few years, so I’m going for something sexy(ish). I ghosthunt as a hobby (seriously!) and am eyeing the sexy Ghostbusters costume *haha*

    G_Patton@hotmail.com

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  • http://www.doorinface.wordpress.com Nora Blithe

    Ok, this post is AWESOME for so many reasons. 1) I love Halloween because it may be the only holiday where I don’t have to eat a meal at my in-laws and 2) because I’ve had Christmas on the brain for the past week and I can be relieved that I’m not the only person suffering from inappropriate holiday obsession AND 3) that costume is the bomb, even if Princess Di and I are related.

    Ok, for Halloween I want to be a marshmallow. This is predominatly because women are supposed to dress sexy for Halloween and that means eating right, which is healthy but not much fun BUT if I’m a marshmallow then I can eat whatever I want and no one will be able to tell. HA! Someone pass me a beer…

  • http://www.doorinface.wordpress.com Nora Blithe

    Ok, this post is AWESOME for so many reasons. 1) I love Halloween because it may be the only holiday where I don’t have to eat a meal at my in-laws and 2) because I’ve had Christmas on the brain for the past week and I can be relieved that I’m not the only person suffering from inappropriate holiday obsession AND 3) that costume is the bomb, even if Princess Di and I are related.

    Ok, for Halloween I want to be a marshmallow. This is predominatly because women are supposed to dress sexy for Halloween and that means eating right, which is healthy but not much fun BUT if I’m a marshmallow then I can eat whatever I want and no one will be able to tell. HA! Someone pass me a beer…

  • http://twitter.com/luvmy_babygio meredith

    lol that costume isnt that bad.. i was super preggo last year so i dint dress up really! but i cant wait to dress up me and my 1st baby :) i might be super cheesy and be matching w/him! :)
    wuera_mermaid22 at hotmail.com

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  • http://twitter.com/luvmy_babygio meredith

    http://twitter.com/#!/luvmy_babygio/status/94173150580969472
    tweeted!
    wuera_mermaid22 at hotmail.com

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (nannygoats)

    If you are the only member of the Royal Family that approves of my costume, then that’s good enough for me. And yeah, does it ALWAYS have to the “sexy” this or the “sexy” that when it comes to women using Halloween as an excuse to dress like a harlot? And I don’t mean that disparagingly, if I had the age and the body I’d do it too. Probably.

  • http://www.doorinface.wordpress.com Nora Blithe

    You have my royal approval! Do you need a seal or something? I could give you a smiley if that would work? :)

  • Dollhousecreation

    thanks for the giveaway ….
    dollhousecreation(at)gmail(dot)com

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    tweeted
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    @mommyluck13sha tdollhousecreation(at)gmail(dot)com

  • Debbie Welchert

    I like your costume. My costume would be a old housewife, which I wouldn’t have to buy a costume since I wear mine all year long.

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  • Melanie

    I would ♥ to win one of these! My son could pick out a great costume for Halloween!

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  • Melanie

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  • Melanie

    And posted to my facebook! http://facebook.com/giveawaybandit I just LOVE the name of this site! I used to have goats and loved them so much :) They are such neat animals!

  • AStarrA

    Wow my daughter would flip if she could get the Clawdeen Wolf from Monster High costume, thanks for the chance!!

  • http://Iwonderwye.blogspot.com Amy

    Brilliant costume — you would have been haralded at our party…fun post. Love that you have a book out and LOVE the title…I have been hoarding things for my debut as Dolly Parton: a perfectly dreadful rhinestone and pearl encrusted denim shirt by MIL gave me one holiday, and white gogo boots. All I need is a huge bee-hived wig, 4 inch long fake nails, and false eyelashes — I can take it from there with the make up…

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (nannygoats)

    Holy cow, you better get pictures of THAT. I would love to see you in that get up, Amy! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rena-Hyde/1293571112 Rena Hyde

    I love the costumes! I loved yours as well! Very creative!

    Rena Hyde

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rena-Hyde/1293571112 Rena Hyde

    I also shared on facebook :)

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleahrebeccah

    “Because saying I was Princess Diana after the accident would have gotten me beat up.” Not if you were hanging with me & my friends. Because I think that costume is CRAZY funny.

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  • debp

    I sure wish it was halloween. I am getting sick of this heat.
    twoofakind12@yahoo.com

  • Chloe Anderson

    the simpsons family costumes are great! i like them!

  • Chloe Anderson

    the simpsons family costumes are great! i like them!

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  • N Newman

    This would so make life easier for me. I’ve been wanting to do a costume party for my daughter’s birthday, and not having to buy a costume for me would make it more possible.

  • N Newman
  • N Newman

    Posted on facebook!

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  • http://www.artsansraison.com ArtSansRaison

    Unfortunately, you probably would have gotten in trouble if you told people the truth - because people are poopypants in general and just no frickin’ fun. The editor at Regretsy once went with a friend as Chastity and Chaz Bono - one male, one female - and since it was politically incorrect, her readers ripped her a new one about it. And it was hilarious!

    And you made a very PRETTY Princess Di After the Accident.

    So THERE!

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/ Margaret (nannygoats)

    hee hee — you said “poopypants”!

    Well, thank you for having the same sense of humor about it that I did. And I would have LOVED to see Chastity and Chaz Bono together. People can choose to be offended by it, but I would have chosen to see it as a double tribute to a celebrity. And I would thought it creative and hilarious.