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Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

Jan 1st, 2015
by Margaret.
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You know what day it is, right? This is the day that the whole world comes together and says, “I wish I’d worked more”. No, wait. That’s what people say on their death bed. Or rather, what people never say on their death bed. Also? The green squigglies are telling me that “deathbed” is one […]

Well, I Never!

Jun 13th, 2009
by Margaret.
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A wise man once said, “Some things are done. And some things have things done to them. But you can never please all of the people all of the time”. I learned that from my cross-eyed uncle when I was six years old and I never forgot it. I’d have it tattooed on my caboose […]

Say No to the Year of the Ox

Jan 22nd, 2009
by Margaret.
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I don’t even have an ox, do you? You do? Well I didn’t ask you, did I? I did? Well, is this your blog? Okay, then shut up. Now where was I? Oh right… January 26 kicks off the Year of the Ox. I say we kick it to the curb. I mean, there are […]

Apocalypse Now?… What About Now?… How About Now?

Jan 19th, 2009
by Margaret.
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The thought of a large asteroid plowing into Farmer John’s cow patch (or whatever it is that’s supposed to happen in the year 2012) and wiping out the earth’s population doesn’t bother me. Why? Because after I die, nothing matters any more. Plus, that would be a relatively painless death and if there’s one thing […]

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