You know what I hate about chocolate cake? Absolutely nothing! God, I love chocolate cake. I can eat it until I’m sick to my stomach, which doesn’t take much. Chocolate cake is the ultimate emotional roller coaster. One minute I’m moaning in cocoa ecstacy and ten later I’m writhing in bloated misery and caloric guilt. […]
childhood
For Whom The Bell Tolls
How on earth did people live without the internet? I mean, where did addicted Hollywood celebrities get their dirty pic fix before broadband? Where did you get yours? If you were like me, you simply stumbled onto it now and again, when you were all of ten. On Fridays my mother did the bookkeeping for […]
A Small Case of Attempted Murder
Do kids run away any more? I’m talking about the silly seven-year-old kind. Not the teenage, steal your mom’s cookie money, hop on a bus to Laughlin, Nevada, turn a few thousand tricks and come back home pregnant and tweaking. Not that kind. Ick. We kids were playing at some girl’s house down the street […]
