I met my main dude thirty years ago, when I was a wee freshman in high school. He was a sophomore. We sat in the same classroom where we blurted out things like “Wo ist Monika?” and “Guten Tag!” We were straight-A nerds before straight-A nerds were cool. (Wait a minute - I said that […]
childhood
Your Kids Are Missing Out on the Good Stuff
What a travesty that some school in Florida can’t even afford toilet paper. I mean, how much can that cheap-ass bark-flecked flexible cardboard scrap cost? They can bail out greedy corporate bastards, but they can’t let a kid wipe it after a pee? When I was a child, students who lived far enough away rode […]
Even Educated Fleas Do It
I can’t remember exactly how old I was so I’m going to go with eight, when my mother decided it was time that I learned the Facts of Life. I’m sure most parents look forward to, plan, over-analyze, idealize, fear, and dread the inevitable “talk” with their children regarding The Birds and The Bees. But […]
