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Dark Shadows, Johnny Depp and a Fake Orgasm

Before Happy Meals and methamphetamines became the norm, children of the late 1960s raced home after school to get their daily afternoon fix of a black and white soap opera. A soap opera! Parents were either just as hooked or they forbade their kids to watch it. And not because it was empty trash rendering [...]

How Do You Pronounce the Year "2010"?

Debate about how to pronounce the upcoming years is heating up. I mean, we’ve been chugging along since the new millenium with “Two Thousand, Two Thousand One, etc.” and all of a sudden some people out there will be changing this pattern in January with “Twenty Ten”. The International Olympics Committee and Vancouver 2010  are [...]

Interview with Uma Thurman. Yes THAT Uma Thurman

When is someone going to expose the fact that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are the same person? Have you ever seen them in the same room togther? Have they both ever starred in the same film? Also? They BOTH have that same upside down smile. You know what I mean. Where the corners are [...]

Unconventional Movie Review: The Boys Are Back

My motto is: If it’s free, it’s for me. So when I was invited to a movie screening for The Boys are Back, starring Clive Owen, I jumped on it. Oh, excuse me: a FILM. I was going to see a FILM, because a FILM is what we movie snobs attend. We do not see [...]

Necklace? What Necklace?

Entertainment Weekly has this page called “News Style & Notes Hunter” where readers allegedly see some fashion item on a celebrity and then write in asking where they can get the same thing. Because people can’t dress themselves without emailing a magazine inquiring about fashion and then waiting 3-6 months for a reply, at which [...]

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