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Like It? Too Bad You Can’t Have Any.

Thanks to a new thing called WiMax, if you live in Baltimore, MD, you can now surf the internet from your laptop while riding on your donkey. Well that’s just great. Because are they going to be rolling this service out to Sacramento or Los Angeles any time soon? No. So how does this news […]

My Eyes are Bigger Than My Freezer

As usual, I walked into the grocery store intending to “buy just a few things”, spend maybe fifty bucks, and be out of there in ten minutes. I’m not sure why after years of failing to get in and out for less than a hundred smackers, I continue to delude myself. I always opt for […]

World of Warcraft Sucks at Proper Promo

Let’s say you’re still sitting in your underwear from yesterday playing World of Warcraft. You clearly have a problem, right? But do your friends hold an intervention for you? No. And do you know why? Because if you are still sitting there in yesterday’s underwear, you have no friends. Any friends you think you may […]

How to Attain the Elusive: Blog About It

You may recall my diatribe about tomatoes the other day where I bemoaned my inability to locate a decent (read: edible) example of the fruit. Some Jersey-centric folks (like Preston and Crotchety Old Man ) decided to take the opportunity to sing the praises of their own state’s agricultural brilliance. Yes, I’ve heard that Joizee […]

That Elusive Red Orb

Yeah, whenever I need a fresh, juicy tomato for a salad, I just walk across the street and pick one from the gutter… …because I just can’t depend on the grocery store EVER having ripe red tomatoes. I live in California! Why do we have to grow our own in order to be able to TASTE […]

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