World of Warcraft Sucks at Proper Promo

Let's say you're still sitting in your underwear from yesterday playing World of Warcraft. You clearly have a problem, right? But do your friends hold an intervention for you? No. And do you know why? Because if you are still sitting there in yesterday's underwear, you have no friends.

Any friends you think you may have exist only in the silly little characters that people from God knows where have created for themselves in this silly little world to which you have relocated for the last two years. Characters, I might add, that are fantastic versions of the geeks that created them. They are beautiful and powerful. They are not you.

If you were beautiful and powerful, you would not be wasting your time collecting scoints or boozits, or whatever it is you have to collect to defeat your animated enemies. If you were beautiful and powerful IRL (that's "in real life" for you people who have one, a real life, that is) you would be catching a plane to Paris to direct and star in your latest Hollywood project

But no, you're sitting there in your own filth, jiggling joysticks and shooting bad guys, pressing the pause button only long enough to answer the doorbell because the pizza guy is here. Occasionally, when you feel like taking a break from the game, you jump onto the World of Warcraft forums and for some reason stumble upon this thread that links to Nanny Goats in Panties in order to further a discussion that seems to have turned into a pissing contest.

That's right. Somebody googled "pissing contest" and got my "How To Win a Pissing Contest" blog post and typed the link into the thread (no seriously, see response #45). And then everyone ignored it, because the forum member that linked to it was just a smartass newbie that nobody likes because he doesn't know how to use acronyms for everything.

Thanks for nothing. Loser. May the plague of a thousand Hakkars corrupt your blood.


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This here blog is now officially saucy. If you go to The Secret Is In The Sauce, you'll see Nanny Goats In Panties listed under "Saucy Blogs" in the top of their sidebar. Woo hoo! Thanks, SITStas!


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Also? Sandra (a fellow SITSta, by the way) over at My Girls bestowed this award unto Nanny Goats In Panties:

And if my Spanish is accurate, this award was given to me because I am approximately fabulous. And there is something in there about investing and credit, so it must be related to this ecomonic crisis we're having. I have to say, in these difficult Wall Streety times, it was very generous for Sandra to be so liquid with her awards.