So I’m at the 15 Items or Less line in the grocery store. Safeway to be exact. Checkstand #2 to be even more exact. I realize I’m standing behind my neighbor. He’s an old guy who I’ve seen several times around the neighborhood who always seems a little out of it and every time we […]
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A Post About Nothing
Your phone rings. Caller ID says it’s Umbert. You think, Jeez, that’s the third time he’s called today. Ugh, better answer it. You: Hello? Umbert: Hey, whatcha doin’? You: Nothing. Umbert: … You: You? Umbert: Oh, nothing. And that’s why you never answer the phone when Umbert calls. I mean, he’s a nice guy and […]
Visually Challenged NGIP Reader is Offended
Dear Nanny Goats In Panties, I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish. I’ll have […]
Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?
I don’t know how many of you remember meeting Wink back in July. Wink is a petite, lusciously soft-haired, one-eyed beauty. She likes long walks on the beach, sophisticated conversation, and hardwood floors. Yesterday I met this handsome devil: Helloooooo Kitty! This middle-aged bachelor, enjoys lounging in the sun, and can hold his own when […]
