Did you all have a nice Labor Day Weekend? Good. Now, let’s talk about me and how I almost died. My friend Erin drove into Sacramento on Saturday with her mom to lollygag around the State Fair for a few hours. They swung by our house afterward and we all hit Dos Coyotes for a […]
restaurants
What the Heck’s Tex-Mex?
Whenever I walk into a restaurant these days I feel compelled to comment on how many people it contains. If it is crowded I dramatically ask the Heavens, “Where is this so-called ‘bad economy’ about which everyone speaks?” Alternatively, if it is sparse, I marvel at how well the restaurant is surviving in spite of […]
‘Dude Walks With Cars’ is neither Aerosmith, nor Native American
Yesterday I had lunch with awesome funny gal, Suzy Soro, author of Hollywood: Where Hot Comes to Die. What does that even mean? Does it refer to all the delusional people who comes to Hollywood for fame and fortune, only to end up on the corner of Loser Street and Crack Boulevard, peddling what’s left […]
When Food Gets in the Way
My stepbrother was chowing down with my father today at some barbeque place in Sacramento (Texas Barbeque or some such place) when he heard my father making a weird constricting ‘whee’ noise. Brother G looked up to see my father’s eyes filled with fear. “Are you okay?” asked Brother G. My father shook his head […]
Nanny Goats Dips Hoof into Shallow Waters
Hollywood enjoys an abundance of boobs on sticks and if that’s what you are looking for (and who isn’t?), just go to some trendy, Daily-Candy-featured, celebrity-owned restaurant and take a gander at the bar area. I recently met a friend of mine at the hip-and-happening-right-now restaurant called Beso near Hollywood and Vine. Some of you […]
