How To Drive Irrelevant Traffic To Your Website

Nanny Goats fans may not be surprised to see some of the search keywords used to get to my site. After having bitched posted about telemarketers, Starbucks, healthy digestion, masturbation, and middle-age, I give you a few phrases people have entered in search engines and then for some unbeknownst reason, ventured over to my site.

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suck em up panties

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all you can eat panty

panty all you can eat

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poo poo panties

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panty tent pole

801-623-4621

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nannies in panties

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here are my personal favorites for the month:

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and last but not least:

what's the matter with you

Indeed.

I am raising my hand up high, teacher, because I have a few questions:

1. What the hell are you actually looking for with "panty", "tent", and "pole"?

2. Do you seriously think from the search results of "suck em up panties", that a website called "Nanny Goats In Panties" would be some online store to meet your pervy needs?

3. poo poo panties? Really? ... Ick.

Of course, now Nanny Goats will appear twice when someone is looking long and hard for "panties dollar", another search phrase I neglected to mention. Until now.

If I were King of the search engines and some wierdo asked me to crawl the web for him and bring him back a little sumthin' sumthin', I'd say, "Yeah, I got yer 'nannies in panties' right here, pal."