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No Thanks, Guvnuh. We Closed.

Sometimes you just don’t want to go all the way to Cuba for good cigar. That’s why I get mine illegally from Mr. Wortheimer down at the local Fireworks, Bank Robbery Supplies and Contraband store. I cruised by last week to pick me up some fat stogies. Here’s a picture of the place:

fat stogie store

See the white sign in the window? Here’s a closer look:

Go Away Guvnuh!

Now, what I want to know is, what could the Terminator have possibly done to piss this guy off? Any ideas?

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  • http://jmainewoods.blogspot.com Mike S

    Y’All seem to be at number 2 now behind Mizz Lori:)

  • flrdelis

    I’ve been to that store! So, facinated, I’ve done some research and come to this conclusion. Arnold, a well-known cigar enthusiast, likely went in demanding a Cuban cigar (which, although illegal, he is rumored to have smoked in Canada)… When refused, he likely pulled out his AMT Hardballer Longslide (which he used in Terminator) and threatened, “I’ll be back!” Yup! That’s probably what happened…

  • http://web.mac.com/ekane628 Erin

    That’s a loaded question - sexism? racism? cutting benefits for police and firemen? I could go on and on…

  • http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com Margaret

    Erin: Are you crushing on Arnie? ;)

  • http://web.mac.com/ekane628 Erin

    It’s the tight speedos!

  • http://jackalope.wordpress.com Sonja

    Hi Margaret!
    Thanks for checking out my blog! So your’re a book lover too? Do you do book reviews on your blog? I’m always looking for the next great book to read. I discovered this Japanese author (of course, translated into English, speaking Japanese is not one of my talents!) named Ryu Marakami. He writes suspenseful novels, often with a little creepy edge to them. Weird, but good.
    By the way, I think Arnold’s doing a really good job. I usually don’t vote Republican, but I really wish he could become President!

  • http://www.offendedblogger.com Chelle B.

    Funny, I have the same sign up in my living room window.
    Of course my neighbors all think I am loony as hell since I live in Idaho, but hey, I have my own reasons to not want the Gubornator in my house!!