How to Feel Fat, Old, and Frumpy

Some of the first pics had questionable style sense but you are so right. The last picture is perfect.

I swear the cops and firemen here are celebrities. People are taking pictures of them all over the place.

LOVE THIS.

Wow, now that’s some interesting fashion.

The publicist said if you wanted to see old and frumpy you should come to Montana….
specifically the Happy Goats Farm.

She hopes you are having fun.

I am trying to understand whether you were attracted to those two policemen because of their warm smiles, their smart uniforms or was it their handcuffs?

Three things you are not: Fat, Old, Frumpy. That said, you took fine photos of NY’s finest!

I live right near an art school! All of the spectacularly dressed young darlings make me think that I took a ride in Bill and Ted’s payphone. Depending on how I feel that day, my heart is filled with love for them and their youth and expressiveness or a sour and bitter yearning to prove I wore big fat plastic bracelets and high tops oh so much better back in the day. Oh yeah, you think I’m a dowdy old lady leading a pack of kids around like a bunch of ducks, but back in the day my hair added a full head to my height and my choice of vests and hats inspired fear and envy in an entire high school.

Thank you very much for writing this post and ripping the scab from my daily pain.

Fashion??? Those people are just crazy! Is the fly open on Stephen Tyler’s brother’s pants or is there just a stripe to say, “look at this”?? But the two policemen are quite attractive.

Fashion??? Those people are just crazy! Is the fly open on Stephen Tyler’s brother’s pants or is there just a stripe to say, “look at this”?? But the two policemen are quite attractive.

Those cops are so cute. Its got nothing to do with the uniform

Men in uniforms are hot…notwo ways about it. The fellow in the kilt looks mighty good, too.

The girl in the first picture? Skinny, tall, gorgeous and chic. I HATE her. But I LOVE her shoes. And her purse. The skank.

You, my dear friend, are NOT old, fat nor frumpy. You are original, fabulous and funny. And all those supermodels are green with envy because you can eat a Twinkie without having to throw up immediately afterwards.

I hope you’re having fun!

Okay, tell me what shameful thing you said to them to get them to pose for you. Is it me or are they both so adorbs I could barely contain a squee usually reserved for kittens and BOGO sales?

BRAVO, Margaret!! Love your perfect specimens for Sept. 11th.
You made my heart smile. I lubs you.

LOL!

LOL!

Thank you, Linda!

Thank you, Linda!

You’re welcome, Trace! It was my pleasure. Or I apologize. One of those.

You’re welcome, Trace! It was my pleasure. Or I apologize. One of those.

I know! The fly! I didn’t notice it myself until after I’d posted it. I have no idea what the heck that is.

Thanks, Nicky! You’re sweet. And hilarious as usual.

Adorbs! I love that word! Can I use it?

Awww, thanks Lorie! I lub you too!

Wow…that’s something incredible, They look really cool, didn’t even notice they are celebrities. Cool

Wow..Cool

Boy I wish as I got older I lost weight! LOL That last shot is awesome! But the other’s….people sure can be weird!

I love looking at what people wear.
“these two inspired pieces” uniforms, or the rest?

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So, are you going to pick up some new nanny goat panties at Fashion Week?

I’m pretty sure that actually IS Steven Tyler. Life on the road is freaking hard, especially when you make questionable choices such as drugs, liquor and those pants.

Awesome post! Way to turn smart ass to warm and geniune and make it perfectly natural.

Is that you in the first picture? Thought so. You look lovely darling!

That’s a brilliant idea, Boom Boom…why didn’t I think of that?

Thanks, Nora!

If you say it’s Steven Tyler, I should change my post tags so more people can see it.

I wish!!!

the shoes these people can wear AND walk around in NYC totally amaze me.

She fish, but he only a wood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGwjXujl5zM&feature=related

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Ha ha ha! Who needs a cat walk when you’re in NYC?!

Yeah Baby! I love a man in uniform! Those are two mighty fine specimens! Good work!

I would. You’d get like a gazillion hits. Hell, National Enquirer would probably PAY for this!

The city looks even more colorful than usual. I’ve never been there during fashion week but can see the people watching was fantastic.

And LOVE those two cute NYPD! Those guys rock.

Hope you’re having a blast! xo jj

Thanks for the hardy laugh after a long week that totally kicked my ass.

Can I frame this last picture and hang it in my office? It would of course be for fashion purposes.