A wise man once said, “Some things are done. And some things have things done to them. But you can never please all of the people all of the time”. I learned that from my cross-eyed uncle when I was six years old and I never forgot it. I’d have it tattooed on my caboose […]
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Taking the "Fair" Out of County Fair
I don’t know if it’s ignorance, apathy or both, but I never noticed that Sacramento had a County Fair. Maybe it’s just overshadowed by the order-of-magnitude, deeper-fried State Fair in August which is located on the same asphalt jungle we lovingly refer to as Cal Expo. Or maybe it’s overshadowed by the largest jazz festival […]
Next Thing You Know, They’ll Ban Babies From Driving
Yesterday, as I was hanging Grandpa’s incontinence diapers on the clothesline (because I’m eco-friendly like that), I was contemplating the government’s reactionary policy. For example, we know that cell phone usage in our cars has been outlawed only because many people have died as a result of distracted people taking to the road. I can […]
‘Dude Walks With Cars’ is neither Aerosmith, nor Native American
Yesterday I had lunch with awesome funny gal, Suzy Soro, author of Hollywood: Where Hot Comes to Die. What does that even mean? Does it refer to all the delusional people who comes to Hollywood for fame and fortune, only to end up on the corner of Loser Street and Crack Boulevard, peddling what’s left […]
