And now, a sentimental Christmas song about love for your fellow man.
To be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells:
Dashing through the store,
They’re turning out the lights,
They close at half past four,
The fruitcake’s in my sights,
I lunge for the last cake,
And so does some strange man,
“It’s Christmas Eve”, I beg of him,
I plead like no one can.
Oh, that cake’s mine, no it’s mine,
No, I saw it first,
Fists are hurled, blood spews out,
A broken nose, I’m cursed – hey!
Grab his legs, he falls down,
Knocked out cold – I win!
‘Cause when it comes to my Aunt May:
“No fruitcake is a sin.”
Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Bawhahahaha!!!! Oh God, I wish I had had this on Christmas Day. It would have gone great with my Aunt Willamena's Egg Nog diddie.
Over a fruitcake? Really?
Hope you and yours had a Merry Christmas!
I think this may be my new favorite Christmas song!
Hope the holidays were grand.
Okay, since you really mean it this time, I'll show up!
Geez, your auntie must LOVE fruitcake!!
YUK… I can't stand the stuff!
You can have my share of the fruitcake – blech!
Happy Holidays!!!!!
That's hilarious. Great song!! Hope you enjoyed that fruitcake.
Merry Christmas Margaret!
♥ Merry Christmas! ♥
I rest my case. The perils of fruit cake cannot be overemphasized. And when an auntie is involved, the danger meter kicks up ten notches.
Hope you're having a fabulous holiday season!
Hugs,
Kimber
Merry Christmas from one fruitcake to another!
Merry Christmas & may all the love & joy of the season be with you throughout the new year! (((HUGS)))
lol!! Weird thing is I actually LIKE fruitcake….
Merry Christmas! Hope it's wonderful.
HA! Good song. Tho the day I spill blood over fruitcake will be a cold day in . . .
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I can honestly say I have never tasted a fruitcake in my life. The green cherries always make me nervous 🙂
Great parody Margaret.
Merry Christmas
xo
Merry Christmas! If I had a fruitcake I'd send it your way…
Merry Christmas to you too, my goat loving friend. I am so glad your panties are in my life.
Now THAT”S a Christmas song!! Happy Holidays!
ps: you totally made my day with your comment – thanks for visiting!
pps: do I dare admit I made fruitcake cookies yesterday? Oh yeah I did!
Brilliant! I love it! And a very happy holiday to you too (and I know it will be since you got that last fruitcake and everything…)
xx Lidian
LOL! Love it! Best Christmas song parody ever! Does your talent know no limit? Merry Christmas, my friend…
Jayne
Right back at ya'! Merry Christmas!!!
Enjoy your fruitcake and your holiday!