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What Are You, Blind? Then I’m Blogging for YOU Too.

Aug 31st, 2009
by Margaret.
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I’m going to start blogging for the deaf: FIRST OF ALL I’D LIKE TO THANK MY DEAF READERS FOR COMING TODAY. WE LOVE OUR FELLOW DEAF PEOPLE AND THINK THEY ARE JUST LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE ONLY… WHAT’S THAT?… Oh. My producer is telling me that I don’t need to yell on my blog for deaf […]

Why Are You Talking to Me?

Aug 10th, 2009
by Margaret.
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Don’t interrupt me while I’m playing Bejeweled Blitz, or else you’ll pull back a bloody stump, my friend. The little eSpouse-Neglector from Hell Anybody who has played this insidiously addictive one-minute game on Facebook knows what I’m talking about. Facebook also has this Instant Messaging / Chat Box thing where any of your “friends” who […]

We Have No Waiting (Or a Sense of Humor) at Checkstand #1

Jun 18th, 2009
by Margaret.
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So I’m at the 15 Items or Less line in the grocery store. Safeway to be exact. Checkstand #2 to be even more exact. I realize I’m standing behind my neighbor. He’s an old guy who I’ve seen several times around the neighborhood who always seems a little out of it and every time we […]

Well, I Never!

Jun 13th, 2009
by Margaret.
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A wise man once said, “Some things are done. And some things have things done to them. But you can never please all of the people all of the time”. I learned that from my cross-eyed uncle when I was six years old and I never forgot it. I’d have it tattooed on my caboose […]

Keys: The Lost Episodes

Apr 26th, 2009
by Margaret.
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Sometimes I feel like I’ve blown my literary wad, given this blog my all. I’ve got nothing left. And then I lock myself out of my condo. I never walk out of the house without having the solid feel of the keys in my hand. And last Thursday, I stared at the outside of my […]

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