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California is from Mars, Arizona is from Venus

Oh sure, when we checked in to the Hilton hotel in Tucson, Arizona, it seemed innocuous. Pretty, even. We should have known when we bore witness to grass at this so-called hotel, that something was afoot. I don’t know if you non-Arizonians know this, but people in many parts of Arizona, especially the desert-like Tucson [...]

Confessions of a Foot Flusher

My name is Margaret and I am a foot flusher. I am not proud of this fact. I feel guilty every time I do it. I feel compassion for my fellow man (or in this case, woman) who has to use the stall after me and if she uses her hands to flush the toilet [...]

How Do You Pronounce the Year "2010"?

Debate about how to pronounce the upcoming years is heating up. I mean, we’ve been chugging along since the new millenium with “Two Thousand, Two Thousand One, etc.” and all of a sudden some people out there will be changing this pattern in January with “Twenty Ten”. The International Olympics Committee and Vancouver 2010  are [...]

Arrested Development. And the Bulk Candy Aisle.

For some strange reason, I always think that the B-Holes of society grow out of life’s phases right along with me. I’m repeatedly surprised to hear that children still bully each other, as if I thought the notion were reserved for the 1970s. Shouldn’t bullying be considered cliche by now? I mean, where are juvenile [...]

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