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Buddha’s Belly: A Somewhat Biased Review

buddhas belly, pan asian, los angelesI coordinated a blogger’s dinner (with the help of Kim Tracy Prince) so that you could hear it from someone other than me, how awesome or not, pan-Asian restaurant Buddha’s Belly really is.

I know you’re already jealous because Hey! Free food with Nanny Goats in Panties! Woo hoo! and also because I got to eat and hang out with several bloggers like Kim Tracy Prince and Florinda Vasquez and Suebob Davis and Jessica Bern and Lexi Rohner.

If you’re in the Los Angeles area, you may have already heard of or even dined at Buddha’s Belly in Santa Monica or West Hollywood. But did you know they just opened a new location a few miles north in Thousand Oaks?

And by now you’re probably saying “Good God man, just tell us about the food already!”

OK, Jeez - you don’t have to be so hostile.

First of all, let me just start out by saying that you absolutely positively MUST start with the Shao Bing appetizer: little mini-sandwiches with chicken and steak.

buddha's belly, appetizers, shao bing

The Shao Bing

Unless you’re deathly allergic to cilantro, in which case you absolutely positively MUST NOT start with the Shao Bing appetizer, because it will kill you.

And unless you’re deathly allergic to chocolate, you must abso-tively posi-lutely finish with the fondue where you don’t just dip fruit, but cheesecake!

Buddha's Belly, dessert, chocolate fondue

That mug? Is not coffee. It’s a mug-o’-chocolate kept warm with a hidden candle.

You can either daintily dip the strawberries, bananas and pieces of cheesecake into the chocolate, or you can chug the mug like a pig, it’s entirely up to you, really. Just don’t expect me to invite you out to dinner any time soon, is all.

So anyway, I had the Korean beef. Mmmmmmmmm…

Buddha's Belly, Korean Beef

I know. I know it’s blurry. It doesn’t say “Blurry Korean Beef” on the menu. I know that. It’s why I’m not a professional food photographer.

I also didn’t go out with blurry people, or drink blurry drinks, but…

If I were a real photographer, you would have seen something like this, a photo of their lettuce wrap app and fancy cocktail:

Buddha's Belly

Photo Source: bbfood.com

but sometimes my photos suck, man.

And the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that you love me in spite of my pictorial flaws.

Anyway, personally, I love Buddha’s Belly and so do many of my friends whom I have met there for one meal or another. I’ve had private birthday parties there. I’ve had celebrity sightings there (at the one in West Hollywood, anyway).

But hey, don’t listen to me, ask these other guys. (Because, to be fair, while this meal was comped, I am also an investor in Buddha’s Belly- but I’ve paid for all my other dozens of meals at this place- and I’m telling you this food rocks, but you should definitely ask someone else who’s been there. Ask Jessica Bern, she’s been to the one in West Hollywood a bunch of times. Or Anna Lefler. Or Suzy Soro)

Also? My fellow bloggers who gathered there the other day wrote some things about Buddha’s Belly:

Get in Buddha’s Belly by Kim Tracy Prince (Agoura Hills Mom).

Food with Friends at Buddha’s Belly by Florinda (The 3R’s Blog).

Perks by Suebob Davis (Snackish)

I Don’t Cook by Lexi (What a Trip)

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Buddha’s Belly is now located at The Oaks mall in Thousand Oaks right across from The Cheesecake Factory.

 

My Air Intake Valve. And My Guest Post on The 3R’s Blog

I was breathing in and out the other day when I suddenly realized that Law & Order is on television more than once a day. Who knew?

Today, I am guest posting on The 3 R’s blog, where I try to be funny with some blogging advice regarding those times when you’re struggling to come up with blog material. Do check it out and leave a comment as to whether you find it the least bit helpful. Florinda is a book review blogger and does she recommend my book, Sticky Readers?

Well if I may quote her from a recent blog post, she says:

Sticky Readers is primarily aimed at bloggers who use personal anecdotes and stories in their blog posts, but I think some of its suggestions can be adapted for the goals of topical bloggers…and that includes book bloggers. It packs a lot of useful advice into its compact 76 pages. It won’t take you long to read, but if you care about improving your blog content, it’s worth every minute you spend on it.

Take THAT, CNN!-who won’t take my calls begging to be on Anderson 360 or Piers Morgan to talk about me and my book.

Florinda spent two separate blog posts picking Sticky Readers apart and reviewing it. It’s like a mini blog tour all on one blog!

 

And while I have you here, here’s a couple more books by people I know that may make just the right Christmas gift for the reader you know.

The CHICK-tionary by Anna Lefler.- Finally, a bathroom reader for the ladies! By the author of the blog, Life Just Keeps Getting Weirder. Currently in paperback, but is available for pre-order on Kindle.

 

There Goes the Galaxy by Jenn Thorson - For all you Sci-Fi/Humor fans out there-I hope she doesn’t hate me for comparing it a little to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. This is a funny and fun romp through outer space and is available in paperback and Kindle. Jenn writes the blog, Of Cabbages and Kings.

 

 

 

 

Goat Thing: Caught on a Wall. And Tortoise Standing

A goat owner in Wilton, California, walked into her barn the other day to find this:

goat on wall, climbing goats(Photo from the Airoso Family, Wilton, CA)

 

And now…….a goat on a tortoise:

Link to video: http://youtu.be/BCBrHX6LLFY
 
(Thanks, Thomas!)

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How to Talk Like Herman Cain at a Press Conference

The key here is to use former Secretary of State Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld as a role model:

Ask and answer your own questions..
If you want to control the questions you are asked, ask them yourself. It will give the impression that you are answering lots of questions and not actually avoiding them. It will also help reduce the amount of “off the cuff” answers required, thereby reducing the amount of slip-uppage. Remember, you’re the important person who called this conference. Shouldn’t you decide what goes into the papers? Who do these journalists think they are anyway?

Talk down to the media.
It’s all in the tone. Remember, you are condescending to speak to these buffoons. You don’t have time for this crap. You have important businessy things to do. Let them know it in your voice. You know how you talk to 5 year-olds, pipsqueaks and morons? That’s what you need to sound like at a press conference. It really gives you an air of authority and puts you above everyone else.

Act all impatient with the questions from the press.
You are sick and tired of all these inane questions over and over again. How many times do you have to answer them? When are these people going to get it through their thick skulls that your actions should never be questioned? You fail to understand why this issue keeps coming up. You should only have to say it once and be done with it already. The next time they ask you if you’ve done something wrong, just say, “What part of ‘NO’ don’t you understand?” or something equally viewed as ironic to most of the country.

Take the Rummy tactic, but add a twist and make it your own.
For example, maybe take “mistakes were made” a step further. Don’t merely distance yourself from the issue at hand by speaking passively about what was done, maybe done by you, maybe not done by you, who’s to say. Instead, boldly deny all accusations with sweeping blanket statements, like: “I have never….ever…..made a mistake in my life…..period.” It shows confidence and take charge-iness.

And women like that in a man.

Herman Cain for President, logo

 

An Open Letter to Email Marketers for Nanny Services

This is a letter to all you email marketing “experts” out there whose clients include nanny services.

(Nannies. As in, babysitters. As in, NOT GOATS.)

 

Dear Mindless Idiot,

Not on this planet have you been following my blog “for a while”. Otherwise you would plainly see that Nanny Goats in Panties is actually NOT a good fit for your client, ABC Nanny Services, Inc., LLC.

In fact, you have spent less time reading my blog than the perverts who Google themselves here via “nannies in panties”; it only takes them about 3 seconds to realize they are in the wrong place.

I do not care that you have published an article on your own nanny services site, yet you do not hesitate to ask if I would be interested in publishing YOUR irrelevant advertisement posed as content on my site (and for nothing in return, I might add). NGIP fans are too intelligent for your silly little auto-bots, or whatever mechanism you’re erroneously using to tap this blog in your promotional endeavors. For all I know, I’m writing to a robot. You aren’t even human, are you.

You, sir or madam, have a lot of nerve acting as if giving me content of yours is somehow doing me a favor when the complete, total, and exact opposite is true. I’m offended that you think I’m that stupid. Especially when you’re the total dope in this case.

A quick primer, you moronic ape…

This is a nanny:

This is a nanny goat in panties:

I have a good mind to rat you out to your client and tell him that he’s wasting the pittance he’s paying for your direct email marketing campaign, except that I’m sure the nickel per email you get to clog up the super information highway is keeping the unemployment rate down.

I’m yelling at you here because it was bad enough you neglected to see if my blog was a good fit, but you manufactured claims of research.

YOU. LIED.

Lied like a child who hands out a store-bought cookie and claims to have made it herself.

So you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah.

Love and Kisses,
Nanny Goats

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