Free Range Chicken Poop for your lips

This is not a commercial, but I do want to tell you about a product, just so you know it exists. And you heard it here. It's called Chicken Poop Lip Junk, or something like that. You can find it at ilovechickenpoop.com (or call them at 316-263-POOP), but Drugstore.com sells it cheaper if you actually want to buy it.