Fact or Myth: Are Mac Users Snobs?

As some of you recall, I got a MacBook Air recently, which from the side could be mistaken for a pen. Many alert readers pointed out to me that Drew and Justin are no longer an item. Whether their falling out was predicated on her operating system preferences, who's to say?

One of the first things one does when one gets a new computer is to start loading software onto one's desktop, which may prompt a visit to the nearest Apple store to pick up say, the equivalent of MS Office.

When the bespectacled, mousse-updo-ed, sales kid blew hot air about why Macs are superior to PCs and regaled us with stories about how he knows more about Comcast compatability than the Comcast guys and peppers his diatribe with "shit" at least three times, all to presumably demonstrate his genius, I have to say... well, I don't know what to say. The kid was a cocky arrogant punk, not to mention unprofessional, and I will now restrict my Mac-related purchases to the online arena. So I guess that would be what I have to say.

MrMudPuppy wanted to get me additional peripherals for my new laptop, but I want to keep it simple. No extra keyboards, no mice, no monitors, nothing. I want to be able to travel with this thing and not take a suitcase of extras with me. Besides I do still have a PC at home with all that stuff, should I feel the need to peripherate.


I've been obsessed with the whole notion of free wireless locations. I fantasize about taking my laptop around and writing in the park, or some other public locale. Never mind the fact that I have no children to "get away from". For me, it's like the 21st century romanticized version of going to the Parisian cafe to pen, like Ernest Hemingway in Immovable Feast.

I also get WiFi envy every time I go to a coffee shop and see other people writing, although they are probably just surfing the web and checking their email, but I don't know that. Being seen alone, staring into the glare of a MySpace page or perusing sites like Barefoot Foodie  or Unfinished Ramblings is the writer's version of Al Fresco dining on the Sunset Strip, only you're in a coffee shop, with convenient electrical outlets.

My laptop's wireless maiden voyage occurred at the Sacramento airport (excuse me, the Sacramento International Airport, because they fly to Guadalajara on alternate Wednesdays). FYI: For all you Where's-My-Free-Wifi-Hotspots people out there, LAX does NOT have it. Bastards.

By the way, there is a website that lists every free wifi hotspot it can think of, or allow users to contribute to the list. It's called The Wifi FreeSpot Directory. Not that it's entirely accurate as it doesn't list the Sacramento airport. Or the International one. But if you ever find yourself in Downtown Kuwait City and you simply must blog about the pineapples falling from the sky right that minute, isn't it comforting to know that free wireless internet access can be found at the Dasman-Sharq Holiday Inn?

Just don't visit the Apple Store while you're there, because if there's one thing snobbier than a Mac user, it's a Kuwaiti Mac user. He'll look down his nose at you while showing off hs 24 terabyte iPod, even with a pineapple lodged in his skull.


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NGiP would like to thank Mamasphere for adding Nanny Goats to her blog roll. If you've ever gone to work with a wardrobe malfunction, such as mismatched socks, Mamasphere can top that with a post entitled Another Embarrassing Day At The Office.

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(photo courtesy of Clarita)