What Men Want

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While hanging ten on the Net, I stumbled across some guy bashing some woman's How To Catch a Man book by recommending the website askmen.com if women wanted to know what to expect of men. Going to said site with the expectation of finding articles that outlined such promises, I was immediately assaulted with a popup ad that I clicked off and was subsequently assaulted with a large ad that easily occupied 30% of the real estate. This ad clearly appealed to men by displaying a hot mama in her underwear looking over her shoulder at me with her breasts pressed againt the wall and her butt sticking out with that "Insert Your 1 Wood Here" pose. Within the ad was another Male Fantasy Based potential of winning the opportunity to attend a Playboy Photo Shoot and $25,000.



How can a guy NOT raise a tent pole over immediately assuming he would be present at a Centerfold photo shoot with the hot female photog, and the Miss December Boobie Triplets, rather than the more approprately karmic Male Book Author Interview photo session? I could see where you could look for intelligent articles at your leisure, if you were a woman. If you were a man, your eyes would automatically focus on the Top Ten Videos offered up for more brain cell atrophying activity. On my mission to find promised articles on What Men Want, I stumbled over links for the best Pick Up Cities, How to Handle Ex-Boyfriends, and what NOT to say to your girlfriend. I eventually gave up, because I have the internet attention span of a dart.