Ever been to Door County, Wisconsin? I haven't. Which is why I'm glad I have you people to tell me about goats the world over. Like the ones that hang out on the roof over at Al Johnson's Restaurant.

As seen on Ruth's Visions and Revisions (via JD at I Do Things)

So now when you see this next photo, you will know that they are standing on that roof.

As seen on Eat Wisconsin (also via JD at I Do Things)

Fellow blogger Kathy (who blogs at On a Chicken Wing and a Prayer) sent me a picture of a kid with her kid.

Buddy and Andrew, circa 2005

According to Kathy, Buddy the goat became enormous and reeked all sorts of havoc on small vehicles, kneecaps, feed bins and whatnot. Her daughter became somewhat scared of him - the thinking was that Buddy wanted to mate with her. During the middle of one night Kathy woke up and started walking to the kitchen. While sleepily padding through the dark living room, she tripped over a contentedly slumbering Buddy. He'd managed to wedge himself through the smallest of dog doors.

Goat Performance - Joanna Rytel

And now a little performance art. For goats. Email subscribers can come over to today's post on NGIP to view the video. Kindle holders can move along as our Goat Thing of the Day Tour ends here (sorry about that), unless of course you have the Amazon Kindle Super Quadro Hypno Turbo Psychodelic 2010X with the Video Playmaster option. In which case all you have to do is switch on the green thumb bar and twist the knob with the pastrami sandwich icon. (Thanks to my friend Ilsa for showing me this)

How much would you pay for a magical bomb detector that can sniff out explosive devices as far away as 1 kilometer? Boy, THAT sure would save a lot of lives, wouldn't it?

And how much would you pay if this magic bomb detector came with a set of memory cards, each one detecting different items, like, say, oh, I don't know, elephants and 100 dollar bills? I mean that last feature alone means it would pay for itself, right? Because that HAD to have been the clincher for why the Iraqi government spent $60,000 each on what some people refer to as dowsing rods. Behold, the ADE-651:

The ADE-651. In use at most checkpoints in Baghdad

But who cares that the Iraqi government spent a total of $85 million on these technological wonders that work off of our own bodies' static electricity? The important thing is that it's magic and totally worth it.

So what if science says different? And so what if Jim McCormick (whose company manufactures these incredible boxes of wonder) was recently arrested on charges of fraud? It's not like he's directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of innocent civilians who mistakenly depended on these bomb detectors that were distributed to hundreds of checkpoints throughout Iraq or anything. They arrested him for fraud, not murder. I'm sure the critics and accusers are just exaggerating the numbers anyway.

Photo Credit: New York Times

Naysayers complain about the simplistic design of this device. Researchers have examined it and determined that it's an empty plastic box with one moving part and the interchangeable cards are the equivalent of a retail store anti-theft tag.

Jim McCormick, who is currently out on $1 million bail, acknowledges that the device may appear primitive. Which is why they're "working on a new model with flashing lights". So all you doubters out there, cut him some slack, would ya?

Jim "Move Away Kid, You're Bothering Me" McCormick

Con Man Extraordinaire (Photo Credit: BBC)

I'm sure underneath all that evil is a very misunderstood man. Also, when you have a minute, he has a magazine subscription to sell you to keep under-privileged kids off the streets. So if you'd just provide him with your bank account number and bend over...