Shoes White People Like

Folsom, California is one of those suburbs that seem to be made up of white, SUV-driving, stay-at-home, soccer moms. Rumor has it the city council tried to change the town's name to Stepford. And when the editors at Stuff White People Like look for material, they infiltrate Folsom and take notes.

Now, Folsom isn't racist or anything. They think everyone should have a black friend or two.

While cruising the outlet mall in Folsom today, shopping for shoes, I came across this:

It was the only pair in the store.


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Oh, and just one more thing, as Columbo would say: Thank You to William over at Dead Rooster for adding NGIP to his blog roll.

There Once Was a Man With A Bucket

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So the other day as I was minding my own business in L.A. ('cause if you don't mind your own business, they shoot you), throngs of people began pouring off of busses and onto the sidewalk near the intersection of Sepulveda and Santa Monica Blvd. (And by the way, you can click on any of these pictures to see a larger version)

Who are the Janitors For Justice you may be asking right about now. Well let me tell you. These are dirt-hating people who are obsessive about cleaning. They must clean. All the time. It's all they think about. It's in their blood. Why else would they call themselves Janitors For Justice?

Some of us may think they are wierd, but they simply can't help the way they are. And just because they are different than us is no reason to discriminate against them. I mean, I personally can't stand cleaning (see previous post regarding bi-yearly dishwashing). But these guys? They love love LOVE it! And they want to shout it out to the world.

At first I thought, What are the Janitors For Justice doing outside? I didn't think they ever went outdoors. They are always indoors. Cleaning stuff.

Then I saw that they were simply organizing into a mass sanitation frenzy. They walked across the streets, picking up garbage, sweeping in each others' wakes, creating public awareness of their quirkyness. I couldn't understand everything they shouted, but it sounded like, "We are janitors! Down With Grime! Tote That Garbage! Lift That Pail!"

This woman began mopping up the gutters and the street...

These guys were so clever. I thought they were drums, but then they turned them over to reveal soapy buckets of water to scrub the sidewalks! Isn't that great?



Another fantastic thing about this group is that they are equal opportunity employers. For example, they don't discriminate against short people. In fact, Arturo here, has been a janitor for 18 years, and has risen to JFJ President, which is why he leads the group in this clean-up parade below.



I think this event was a combination Janitor Clean The Street/Biker Show...



Bikes of all shapes and sizes were there. This one's for the ladies...

Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
L.A.'s Finest. Or is it Bravest? Or is it BestDressed? Oh, I can't remember now.




Anyway, if you're looking for a new purple T-Shirt and ruffled-skirt-over-sweat-pants number like the runway-ready outfit above, one that is snazzy enough to stop traffic, find out where the Janitors for Justice shop, because clearly they all frequent the same boutique.

So, as you can see, Nanny Goats isn't just about fine recipes, but we offer the latest tips in fashion too!

And speaking of fashion, mad props goes to Violette at BigShoes for adding Nanny Goats In Panties to the Just Your Size section of her blog roll. Not to mention mentioning Nanny Goats in her blog recently. Check out her recent post entitled "Money - The Root of All Evil". It'll make you laugh and fire you up, all in one sitting.