Memorial Day Weekend in Sacramento brings the biggest (their words, not mine) jazz festival in the west. That’s right, when we are not busy making names for ourselves trying to yank “under God” out of our daily pledge to the flag, we bring together the world’s best jazz bands to Old Sac (not Old Town, [...]

You know those people who say “I can watch such and such a movie over and over because I see something new everytime”? Do you know why they see something new every time? I will tell you why. It is because they can’t keep their big trap shut during the movie. They will buy the [...]

Because it was a little windy over here yesterday. I mean, it’s no Coloradan tornado or anything, but…

I was nearly mauled by this monster yesterday while deforesting the back forty:(Click on pics to enlarge, unless you scare easily.) Those logs he towers over may look like mere pine needles… But do not be fooled by the optical illu- … oh wait. Those are just pine needles. But that would mean that this [...]

We here at Nanny Goats In Panties take pride in delivering prompt and frequent posts. We believe in quantity, not quality. And we understand that that is what our fans have come to expect. Which is why we sincerely apologize for not posting for the last 2 days. Nanny Goats has been busy tearing up [...]

In defiance of National Salad Month, I am going to give you the secret to making photograph-worthy Macaroni and Cheese. I mean, because of you all, Nanny Goats In Panties has risen to #4 on the Sacramento Top 25, so the least we can do here is share one of our all-time favorites. And just [...]

Sacramento’s heat is like a stealth bomber. Its viewfinder captures the tiny, naive people in the city below. It maps their coordinates and hears their thoughts. Thoughts like, “Oh, it’s only May. Since gas prices are killing me, and I wanna be a good doobie, I’ll ride my bike to work.” Or: “Hey, since parking [...]

Dude! You guys rock! I make a simple request and you delivered like the Speedy Gonzalez Pizza Hombres. My initial goal of making it to the top 25 websites on Sacramento Top 25 was met in less than 24 hours. And then it just kept climbing. And if you make it to the top 15, [...]

So for some reason you click on a link which links to something else which links to something else and pretty soon you’ve got 14 browsers open and you are way out there in cyberspace losing your mind, exacerbating your ADD, completely forgetting to eat, and now you can’t remember what the hell you were [...]

On June 3rd of last year, I met a friend (let’s call him Myron just to piss him off) in New York City. Myron and I are best buds and we used to have coffee together all the time while working together in L.A., but then he had to go and move to Florida. Jerk. [...]